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Post by namvet on Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:18 pm

New shiny happy names for bad stuff

Old, outdated name = New, progressive name


War = Appeasement opportunity


Al Qaeda = GWAFAIBSVPOALOT ("Guys with a few anger issues but some valid points on a lot of things")


Loot = Corporate executive bonuses


Iran going nuclear = Enrico Fermi's Fairness Doctrine


Tax increases = Elevated levels of involuntary patriotism


Illegal aliens = voters


Seizing companies = Community progress


Gaza violence = Jimmy Carter Stimulus Package


Russia basing bombers in Cuba = Bay of Hope


Partial birth abortion = Stem cell research volunteer


Hijacking = Mid-air pilot shift-change initiated by unaddressed sociopolitical grievance


Suicide bombing = Goin' all AIG on everybody


I still can't believe that the Osama Administration hasn't yet changed the name of "Homeland Security" to "The Department of Global Unprovocative Non-Threatening Response -- if That's Okay With You"

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2009/03/baracktionary_new_shiny_happy.html
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Post by NonConformist on Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:25 pm

LOL

Yep, he even dropped the term for enemy combatants
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Post by submarinepainter on Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:09 pm

toofunny!!!
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